I was sorry to see Forest Perk Coffee Shop leave and am disappointed it will be replaced by a nail salon.
As much as I am a girlie-girl in many areas (make-up, clothes, cain't say no), I've never been into having my nails done. The first time I had nail polish put on my nails, it felt like my nails were suffocating and I had a panic attack. Then there is the fact that they don't usually stay looking nice for more than 2-3 hours, quckly turning into broken, stubby, claw-like things.
So I got to thinking that if I could choose what business to go in there (Fantasy Debbieland), what would I pick? These are my top three choices:
1. A Cattery (I know, right???? Super-awesomeness.)
2. An Ice Cream Store (This probably would actually not be a good idea, since I have a weakness for hot fudge sundaes.)
3. An intimate, quiet, reasonably-priced bar, with comfortable seating; a small, but delicious menu; and a room in the back where you could get a massage from a hot guy/gal of your choice, complete with optional happy ending. Wait, that kinda sounds like a whorehouse.....oh, well, potayto, potahto.
I suppose, since this is a Fantasy, I could combine of all these three delights into one amazing establishment, and call it, "Pussy Playtime Ice Cream Parlour and Tavern".