I spent most of my morning looking at perfume on-line. This is fun because:
1. I am a Girly Girl
2. The names and descriptions of a lot of the perfumes are delightful.
Here are some examples of my favorite perfume names:
Cheap & Chic Hippy Fizz
Glow After Dark (main ingredient: nuclear waste)
Ed Hardy Love & Luck (wasn't he a character on Married With Children?)
Moschino Funny (which I keep reading as Maraschino Cherry)
Halloween Freesia (one of these things is not like the other. . . .)
Poupee (really??? "What are you wearing?" "Poupee." "Yuck.")
fcuk (supposedly stands for French Connection UK, but, come on. . . . This may also be the Official Perfume of Dyslexics of America.)
Sex on the Beach (tag line: "Make yourself happy, then look around." Presumably to make sure no one saw you making yourself happy.)
Some of my favorite ingredients with unimaginable smells:
Neroli
Ofbarrigtonia Flower
Bourbon Geranium
Tonka Bean (no relation to the trucks, I hope)
Fig Leaves
Juicy (????)
Pink Pepper
Bamboo Chord
Sand Accord (is that a beige Honda? Who wants to smell like a beige Honda?)
I have certain rules about what perfume I wear. First, I will not wear any perfume made by Jessica Simpson, Celine Dion or Paris Hilton, because I have some pride. Second, the musk/patchouli thing doesn't work. If I wear something with those ingredients, after a while I start to smell like old socks, not a good aroma for me. Third, I prefer a new perfume, rather than a classic. If I wear something that's been around since the 40's or 50's, I feel like I've been stuck in a drawer filled with mothballs, and I constantly hum Tommy Dorsey songs. Last, I'm a pretty poor/cheap fucker, and I don't want to spend more than $25.
I haven't decided what to buy yet, I'm enjoying the cyber-hunt too much. But don't be surprised if the next time you see me I'm reeking of Tonka Beans and Ofbarrigtonia Flowers.
Having been "sensitive" (kinda like allergic) to fragrances for years, I avoid them like the plague, and those who wear them! (Why do Americans wear SOOOO much???) But I have noticed that the expensive ones that our military exchange store carries all smell like ant poison - at least to me. What's up with that? Artificial ingredients? On the other hand, the Japanese fragrances (usually made with "real" ingredients), smell nice to me & don't make me cough. Hmmm. As always, enjoyed your entry! Keep up the good work & Happy Thanksgiving!
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