Hello Reader 1 and Reader 2! It's been a hot minute, as I haven't felt very bloggish in a while. But boredom has overpowered me, and I feel compelled to, once again, tickle the plastics and spew forth more useless, extremely random, but hopefully mildly entertaining crapola.
I think the term "United States Government" is obsolete. Nobody seems to do any governing anymore--so the name is misleading. I think we should name it "United States Nannynannybooboo Stickyourhandindoodoo", because it seems more appropriate.
I really like the sensation of writing with a newly sharpened pencil. Usually because it signifies the start of rehearsal for a new show and I love that New Show Smell.
I am absolutely addicted to pictures of adorable kittens. I believe this is one of the Warning Signs of Senility. But it's way cuter than the peeing your pants all the time one.
I am slowly getting used to the dickheads at work who walk behind me and then comment on whatever they see on my iPad. It's still annoying and creepy but I don't have the urge to strangle them like I used to. Baby steps.
I am in a phase where I am realizing some things about myself that are overwhelming me. I apologize for the Vaguebookiness of that statement, but I don't know that I can communicate the feelings I've been going through. The cool thing is that they are AWESOME feelings, and that doesn't happen to me very often, so it is Definitely A Good Thing. But I'm still in the early stages of this and, since I am the Queen of Denial (and have the asp to prove it ha! ha!), it will be a while before you'll be hearing anymore about this phenomenon. You're welcome.
Or then, I could just be actually going senile. Look, a kitten!! Awwwww.....