One of the many ways I while away the hours (other than conferring with the flowers, of course) is to look at employment websites. Because I am SURE that one day I will see a job posting for a hot, 60's+ actress in Birmingham with a starting salary of $60,000. But in the meantime, I get a kick out of some of the job titles that are listed. Below are a few of today's favorites, followed by my commentary.
Fulfillment Technician - Duh, that's a hooker.
Lay Away Runner - They escort the client out after the Fulfillment Technician is done.
Nightlife Brand Ambassador - I could *so* do this, as long as the Nightlife Brand was Rojo.
Hardlines Merchandiser - John Boehner.
Entry Level Pharmaceutical Sales Rep- I have many friends who already do this.
Fireman & Oiler - This is code for the Personal Assistants to the Scarecrow and the Tin Man.
Fireman & Oiler - This is code for the Personal Assistants to the Scarecrow and the Tin Man.
Can I get on as a tail-puller for the Cowardly Lion? That, I could do.
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